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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Sorry been missing in action recently! The kids have been home from school and I have been super busy with photoshoots! It has been crazy hectic and the days are just flying by! I have been working hard at trying to raise money for the benefit that I created to help support two local children.

Monday the kids and I were finally able to spend the day with hubby. Scott has been working everyday for 6 weeks so it was really nice to have some family time. Nothing exciting is going on. My partner in crime a.k.a. my best friend has been on vacation so I haven't made any new cocktails (crying in the corner).

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I am hiring a "husband"

Wednesday, June 3, 2009



Currently taking applications for men with a strong ability for household duties. I need my roof fixed, the fence fixed, someone to crawl under the house to fix the ac unit, my oil changed, the skylights fixed, the pool vacuumed, the ladder put into the pool so we can use the damn thing, my car washed, my 2 acre fenced yard to be weed whacked. Shall I continue? My husband lord help him is pretty darn amazing. He loves me, loves the kids, but every since he has bought his 2nd business he has let everything go. Ok even before he owned the 2nd business none of the above has been done. I am getting agitated. I do not nag, I have "politely" reminded him several times of the things that need to be done , you know the "man" things. My Husband has never been good with "household" things or maintaining anything for that matter. If it breaks instead of trying to fix it, he just buys a new one. He hires people to do simple things ( minor electric work like hanging a fan ), he once tried to power wash the deck. He used the power washer for 10 minutes then quit and said he would just hire someone to do it. WTF? You serious? He asks for tools all the time... BWHAHAHHAHA I know how to use them better than him!
So I am now accepting applications for a "Husband for Hire"
However the qualifications are quite specific

1- you must know how to use tools (rather well)
2- you can use tools with your shirt off (much like the above picture)
3- you must be willing and eager to complete any mundane task (without shirt)
4- you must not care that I sip margaritas and watch you complete named tasks while sitting in the cabana that you built oogling at you with my friends
5- you must have a 6 pack and a tan
6- you must be willing to complete taks even if I am capable of doing it (just not willing too)




ok. ok. ok. I am kidding (but oh how that would be nice) But seriously the line has been crossed and I have become aggitated. I should tell him I will hold his Play Station 3 hostage (or I will hold the nooky back) until my said tasks are completed.

Happy Day!

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Battle #673 That Poo Battles

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Not for the sqeamish*** Read with caution*****

I love my children. But there is a few things that I just wish I could opt out of. After four children I am sooo ready for Battle #673 to end. I call it "The Battle of Hand Full of Poo"

Seriously.

Every since Ry was around 3 months old his most favoritest thing ever is to put his hands down to make sure his weeny wang is still there. And he especially does it when he poos. And more than likely he will do it when he has the runs. I can guarentee that any time he poos I will have to fight the poo battle. I am a clean freak, I cannot stand dirty hands, thus is probably the only reason he does it! Let me explain as soon as the diaper comes off his hands are in his junk. I have to fully prepare before I change a diaper. I have to seperate the wipes, open up the new diaper. When the time comes I lay his stinky butt down - fully prepared that today i will win. He always flashes that sneaky smile as soon as I start to unbuckle the diaper, and then it begins. This morning I had to involve my feet. Yes my feet. I was trying to wipe the crap off he was fighting to just to grab some I had to use my feet into his armpits to hold him down. Seriously it is an all out battle. He is laughing, I am crying. So then I have to keep on him about not touching anything (like his face, other hand etc) just so he doesn't spread the poo. Really is poo that fun to play in? Or is just to torture me? I am serious every diaper I gotta fight this. And 9 times outta ten I don't win. I really hate changing diapers. Potty training couldn't come any sooner. My other 3 were not this feisty but Ry seriously wants to just be a pain in the arse.

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